Right here’s an enormous middle-finger salute to President Joe Biden, who, by stepping apart because the Democratic presidential nominee, has singlehandedly ruined my “F— Joe Biden” flag-making enterprise.
When Biden obtained “elected” in 2020, I used to be patriotically disgusted, so I did what I might to assist former President Donald Trump and my nation by designing and manufacturing flags and indicators that profanely assault the commander in chief. As one does.
I’ve been proud to run the one non-woke Midwestern “F— Joe Biden” flag-making firm that additionally manufactures “Say Good Evening, Sleepy Joe” fleece blankets and “It’s All Joever This November! MAGA 2024!” wind socks. And now I come to search out out Sleepy Joe is standing down and Vice President Kamala Harris will doubtless be Trump’s opponent?
WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE 20,000 “F— JOE BIDEN” FLAGS I ALREADY HAD PRINTED?!?
Joe Biden stepping apart has destroyed my anti-Joe-Biden enterprise
It’s not like I can get my children to undergo and repair all of the names with a marker, primarily as a result of my children mentioned they discover Harris “inspirational” and “thrilling” and so they don’t need to “be related to spreading such a detrimental message for revenue.”
Liberalism is a illness.
The one consolation I can take is figuring out I’m not the one one struggling.
Even Trump is mad that each one his Biden insults are actually wasted
Trump himself posted on social media: “So, we’re pressured to spend money and time on combating Crooked Joe Biden, he polls badly after having a horrible debate, and quits the race. Now we’ve got to start out another time. Shouldn’t the Republican Celebration be reimbursed for fraud in that everyone round Joe, together with his docs and the Faux Information Media, knew he was not able to working for, or being, President?”
Gen Z wished Biden gone.Now we’ve got to show that is one of the best ways to beat Trump.
I agree! And I, too, must be “reimbursed for fraud,” no matter which means.
Joe, his docs and the Faux Information Media ought to should pay for the warehouse stuffed with “Buck Fiden” beer koozies I used to be going to provide away at summer time festivals together with every buy of an “I’m Joe Biden, And I Forgot This Message” T-shirt.
We spent 4 years harping on Hunter Biden. Now it is value nothing!
And don’t get me began on the merchandise that includes Hunter Biden. I’m sitting on 10,000 “Hunter Biden’s Laptop computer” plushies that now are value lower than all of the Hunter Biden hearings that Home Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer held.
That is an absolute catastrophe for patriots who’ve tried to monetize Trump’s heroic cruelty and for a Republican Celebration that, fairly than legislating, spent the previous 4 years in search of artistic methods to demean President Biden.
Now, it will likely be all Harris on a regular basis, and I’ve no ready insults value printing on a flag, bumper sticker or hat. That is going to require critical pondering, one thing I don’t take pleasure in.
We have now no catchy insults for Kamala Harris, however a ton of Sleepy Joe merch
I can’t name her Sleepy Kamala as a result of she has extra darn vitality than I’ve ever seen. She doesn’t have a child with a controversial laptop computer. I imply, what do I’ve to work with right here?
If Biden had simply stayed within the race, I’d be fulfilling the American dream of creating a small fortune by promoting pointless paraphernalia that offends different People and exposes younger kids to harsh language.
Strategy to destroy all the pieces, Sleepy Joe.
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